They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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