Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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