Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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