You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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