Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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