I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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