OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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