plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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