Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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