i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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