A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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