she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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where are my pants?
in the oven.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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