He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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