On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I have aggressive nipples.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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