Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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