At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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Bring me that man meat
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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