well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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