respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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