i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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