Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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