Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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