I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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