he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
ok first of all what the fuck
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