can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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