East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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