Already got asked if we're dating
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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