She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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