wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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