She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its not stalking. its research.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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