So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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