ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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My breasts were aching with rage.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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