i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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