Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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