she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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