Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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