I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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