I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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