big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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