I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Randomize
