Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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