dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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