But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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