it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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