Small penises have feelings too.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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