Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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