My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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