it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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