A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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