Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
