I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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