dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
only if we run a train.
done.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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