in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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