omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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